assdar

For Women-Like Gaydar, but the uncanny ability to find and associate ones self with assholes.
For Men-The instinctive urge to check out the ass of every female visible.

Females
Sarah- I can never find a good man because i have a sensor in my head that when i see a guy who is an asshole i want him....i thin my brain is broken.
Andrew- No, you just have assdar.
Sarah- Whats that.
Andrew- Its like gaydar, just for finding assholes.
also
Sarah- Wow, why didn't my assdar pick up Jake in the first place. Andrew was right, i should listen to him more.

Males
Andrew- Taylor, why do you always look at girls ass's.
Taylor- dude, I can't help it, i have assdar.

by the-is March 8, 2008

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Assface

An individual who just happens to be in the unique position of having his face look identical to his ass. In most cases, the face takes on the role of the ass and vice-versa. So, it is not uncommon for an assface to have bad breath and to talk a lot of shit.

He's such an assface - have you heard the shit that comes out of his mouth?

by DrDeadpan September 8, 2009

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asstard

Not just an ass, not just a retard. And asstard

dmi is a silly russian asstard.

by ASDFGASD December 17, 2002

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sucks to your assmar

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit

Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

by juliuserving July 7, 2011

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