Assface

A retarded insult used by your psycho girlfriend during a phone fight. Often followed by the word "Pig" and 24 hours of arguing/abusive texts/nonsense then hardcore make up sex.

Poor innocent girlfriend - I love you...
Psycho crazy girlfriend - ASSFACE! ASSFACE! ASSFACE!

by hotchinadoll August 4, 2009

assfactor

The counterweight involved in an ugly girl's nice ass. That which offsets buckledness.

She is fucking ugly dog. Ya, but consider the assfactor

by yesme May 6, 2005

assface

An insult reserved by the carton character "Crabby Cakes" on the show Clone High USA

"You've got crabs, ASSFACE!!!"

by Tion the One April 23, 2003

assface

A holy fool. One quite careless, who mocks the proud: through wit, prankery, or subtle action.

"Hey, Bobbert, check out the assface in the store window posing like a mannequin..."

by Hill Y. December 12, 2003

Assfat

the dyslexic term for "fat ass"

so a dyslexic person goes to get gas,

and then a random obese guy pulls up in front of said dyslexic person

dyslexic person: ASSFAT!

by Caliberr February 11, 2014

assface

noun: someone who's ass is on their face; someone who has asses on their face often; a fucktard.

WTF, this assface totally failed to drop the IP when he went Comm. Fucking fucktard.

by ViniRotundo March 31, 2003

assface

when your face is reminiscent to onesbooty.Used in a form of mocking or social conversation. Uncommonly used as a term of endearment.

"i'll never go out with john, hes an assface"

by Clara Jane Sione October 25, 2004