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Assasindonky

(n.) Assasindonky is fermented fig. People of ancient Greece put the paste onto the vagina of virgins so that they could "fuck" with the soothing cream inside there feminine organs painlessly.

This of course this ritual is utter bullshit. It was some creepy old guy who wanted to rub a virgins pussy. Everybody knows the only way to free a virgin of pain is to fuck her harder.It is said that some native tribes still practice it today in the for of creams and lotions.

The word assassin comes from the word assasindonky as during the 800's people began testing this idea and started to secretly rub virgin vaginas. This soon led to the aids epidemic in Africa ass they all fed the fermented fig to African slaves.
I told that dumb bitch about assasindonky and she believed me. Well, i had a nice fucking.
by Cody Chu December 21, 2009
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Assasinate Antifurry April (AAA)

Assasinate Antifurry April (AAA) is the month when ALL the antifurries can be murdered legally.
It's Assasinate Antifurry April (AAA), let's go get revenge on those stupid furry haters!
by get stinky'd February 25, 2023
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Warlock Vatican Assasin

What Charlie Sheen claimed to be on his hit Cooking show Winning Recipes.
Charlie Sheen: I am a Warlock Vatican Assasin
Entire World: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Retard
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Assasin

The best drill rapper from the Indonesia and will take ya' bitch and make a song about it and get over 1 mill Dollars.
Assasin is E.B.K-D.O.A-G.B.GBaby
Yo assasin wassup
by Assasin DOAGBG January 20, 2025
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silent assasin

If u leave a silent fart. The special thing of this kind of fart is that it smells more than the normal ones. Specially used as a "joke" in bathrooms as a first encounter. Always works.
"Did you hear my silent assasin? Probably not, but you are gonna smell it"
by shuffeleur April 21, 2018
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Little_Assasin03

Little_Assasin is the biggest furry in the world
Little_Assasin03?? whos that?”

thats that one furry bro cmon how do you not know this?? he goes by whosecho.stan on tiktok!!”
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Cum Assasination

When a guy unexpectedly & with no warning blows his load on a girl.
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My girl was on the computer & I hit her on her face with the funniest cum assasination but she is really pissed!
by Talented_Tongue February 13, 2022
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