Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.
The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.
The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.
by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005
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By reviewing the end results, the person performing assalingus probably wore braces or some other metal mouth device.
The EMTs determined that the rupture was caused by excessive assalingus.
The EMTs determined that the rupture was caused by excessive assalingus.
by Enrico Smith May 9, 2008
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your standard clip can hold at least 10 pages of paper but an assault clip... holy shit you better watch out it can hold 200 pages of paper making it illegal to have anywhere due to the Federal Assault Clips ban of 2004
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1. When you are unknowingly assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable situation.
1. When you are unknowingly assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable situation.
Bob: Phil, you didn't tell me this party was going to have all these unsavory people at it! I canceled all my plans to come here!
Phil: Sorry Bob! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it'll be okay with me.
Bob: Yeah Phil... this party was a Full Force Glen Assault.
Phil: Sorry Bob! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it'll be okay with me.
Bob: Yeah Phil... this party was a Full Force Glen Assault.
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While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail
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