assblaster

a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper

last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster

by scott davis August 10, 2004

Assalingus

A slang term for "tossing salad". Rectum munching, glutious maximus muchimus or good ol' fashion ass eating.

By reviewing the end results, the person performing assalingus probably wore braces or some other metal mouth device.

The EMTs determined that the rupture was caused by excessive assalingus.

by Enrico Smith May 9, 2008

asslaugh

1) Acronym used for the phrase "Laughing my fucking ass off"

Omg that was so funny, asslaugh

by TheBladeSocksNots March 25, 2011

Assclapistan

A theoretical place that you take someone after you whoop there ass in Call of Duty.

Yo bro, I’m finna take these doods to Assclapistan.

by Fuckpoodles May 22, 2019

Baked Asslaska

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.

by jamesohoh7 October 15, 2007

Assflak

When a hobo shits all over an Office Depot bathroom stall. With shit smeared all over the walls of said stall. Can be done in combination of ass spackling. Must be pronounced like the duck from the aflack commercials. If not pronounced this way one will just sound silly.

Dude! I think that hobo just assflaked all over our fucking bathroom.

by David Love May 18, 2008

assalicious

A woman with a nice, big, round, butt.

Do you see assalicious over there.
That girl is assalicous.

by Melissa Munger July 28, 2007