assgoogle

Assgoogle is an asshole who, instead of giving people information that they easily could have, they tell everyone to "google it" They're also a smart ass about it.

'Hey dude, you're an I.T guy, what is an IP address?"

"Oh that's easy, google it"

And that is an assgoogle.

by Rachet Clank November 2, 2013

Asscookies

When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.

"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"

by Josh Pimpington December 16, 2007

asswookie

Person with a hairy backside

I was making out with my new boyfriends when I found out he was an Asswookie.

by Barbara September 8, 2003

AssBook

The opposite of Facebook. When you want to remove someone as a friend.

F-U Bob you are now in my AssBook!

by RN001 November 1, 2008

assfoon

A jackass, buffoon.

You're such a fucking assfoon.

by Decker December 22, 2002

assbortion

-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.

I'm so pro-choice about my shits, i took a mean assbortion and aborted that brown fetus.

by autoreverseaudio July 4, 2008

Asshoole

A snarky and clever young woman with wit and good looks.

The asshoole of the class broke the stereotypes of pretties blond girls everywhere, as she had the highest marks and best thought process in the class.

by forkychips December 17, 2010