Balls ass cold

Another way to say it's really cold outside

Damn, it's balls ass cold outside tonight

by Tmennie41 August 20, 2016

balls ass freezing

adj: to be extremely cold.

Jimmy: How was skiing naked?
Tommy: Man, it was balls ass freezing!

by Emac2040 November 26, 2007

Slap-ass gum-ball machine

When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.

The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.

by Kentucky kfc January 27, 2022

ass fuck shit balls

An expression used when some thing happens. Usually used in a slight amount of frustration, or annoyance.

Ass fuck shit balls, I have to work this weekend.

by penguin156 August 24, 2009

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.

Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

by Flogendorf July 24, 2012

Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart

An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome

"Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart!"

by Vengefulmonk September 30, 2005

ball-assing

The act of making pelvic thrusts so that your balls swing out and then back and slapping against the bottoms of your ass cheeks so that your balls making a slapping sound

Dude! Stop ball-assing! Everyone can hear you!

by TheZombie April 5, 2010