Mama Asp is the poster child for all that is smart and wise. She was the inspiration for Abraham Lincoln when he created the term "MILF". Mama Asp is a cheer mentor by day, and a chainsmoking, motorcycle riding, thot slaying, drug dealer by night. We all love her and were are all grateful to have her.
by UnderAgeMilf December 14, 2018

by sillysolimity June 1, 2024

a thing my school calls an "at school suspension" they dont wanna say ass bc we're immature. a dumbass punishment you get for stupid reason run by stupid ass people at the front office with a dick in their ass. usually a lot of people up there mainly muslim kids. more common for boys . all the front office does is eat and talk about food all day. the bitchass principal usually isn't even there.
by niggermonkey2 March 19, 2019

An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.
Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.
by QuacksO June 22, 2018

ASP is a program named Anti Scammers Program started By. MrBurito.
First you get scammed from people from the program and class you
First you get scammed from people from the program and class you
Classes types are f, d, c, a
When you get scammed your item is given back and give you a class
F is for super easy to scamme
D not easy but not hard
C hard to be scammed
A can not be scammed
ASP means Anti Scammers Program
When you get scammed your item is given back and give you a class
F is for super easy to scamme
D not easy but not hard
C hard to be scammed
A can not be scammed
ASP means Anti Scammers Program
by MrBurito_YT May 30, 2020

I prefer natural remedies over that asp-arin crap --- who wants to ingest "extract of asp", anyway???
by QuacksO August 26, 2018
