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Walking Apocalypse

An individual that is such a bad ass that Chuck Norris wont fight them.
I barely survived an encounter with Steve he's a walking apocalypse.

Walking Apocalypse
by Urban Dictionary investor July 29, 2012
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One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse

Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.

“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”
1 - “gohd damn I am really a one man cheeseburger apocalypse
2 - “what the fuck are you on about.”
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Apocalypse acid

When one drops acid at the least opportune time. Examples include: before attending a football game, before entering a warzone, before going to work, or during any other type of public mass event.

LSD, like any other strong hallucinogen, is not a drug to be taken in close proximity to large groups of people. The large amount of chatter and noise would create intense paranoia and fear in the user, and the person could very probably have a nervous breakdown.

This phrase is a play on words, originating from the movie Apocalypse Now. One of the main characters, a drug user, claims that he had been saving a tab of acid for a rainy day. Before entering a warzone, he claims that he had dropped the tab, and proceeds to act like somone who is tripping balls.
Hippie 1: Dude, I once dropped three tabs before I went to my class prom.
Hippie 2: Jesus! That must have been apocalypse acid!
by Penumbra Ninja guy December 13, 2008
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Zombie Apocalypse

A party or gathering at which a large group of elderly people will get up and shuffle around under the guise of dancing.
"It was my gran's 80th birthday party last night. It was a fucking Zombie Apocalypse."
by John The Happy Black Man September 13, 2005
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Apocalypse Pie

LA based sex & music website that gives bitingly funny advice to retards who write into sex advice columns. Known for Lucidee's dark, blunt, no holds sense of humour about sex, musicians & guys she's dated. Awesome old school punk & rock n roll.

Often shortened to AP.
Apocalypse Pie is sex, rock n roll & retards, by an Aussie chick every dude with half a brain would kill to bang
by evep August 4, 2009
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acockalypse

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.
I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.
by schweeby May 19, 2014
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Aflockalypse

Name for occurrences of sudden mass animal deaths provoking comparisons to a cataclysmic event such as the 'Apocalypse'.

Incidents starting on Dec 31 2010 with thousands of red-winged blackbirds dropping from the skies over Beebe, Arkansas, USA received widespread attention from the public and media. Dead birds, dead fish, crabs and other mass animal deaths, not uncommon, but not usually widely reported, became a source of alarm in the public eye, mainly due to the usually unexplained reason for the deaths.

Term coined by Washington Post writer Melissa Bell in an article covering the deaths being reported across the United States and Europe in early January 2011.
Dead birds, dead fish, dead crabs turn up all over the world: Signs of the Aflockalypse?
by ChrisArchitect January 7, 2011
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