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Arse Tourist

1. A person who like to tour the depths of a forigners anal passage.

2. Rimming whilst abroad.
Guy 1: My friend Mat's just got back from Singapore after licking out some guy's butt hole.

Guy 2: God, he sounds like a right Arse Tourist.
by Superawesomefantastic December 30, 2011
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Arse Parpel

The act of running to the bathroom once you've shit or shartted in your pants.
Elijah arse parpeled after eating Taco Bell
by hillbillybob12 January 21, 2013
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alsemanché

The Björk's favorite word in the world
She say it in every song
Because she loves that word
I love it too
You should love it
Song: Jóga
State of...
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by washaasha October 9, 2018
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bong arse

Bong arse is an uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if bong water is flowing like a tap out of your ass.

Similar to mud butt

Treatment: po chai vials. lots of them. from your local asian grocer
After drinking a bottle of ouzo and eating midnight yeeros, I got a severe case of bong arse.
by jay-fo May 1, 2014
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can't be arsed syndrome

Suffering from can't be arsed syndrome means you can't be arsed to do anything. A general lack of motivation to do basic tasks. Taking it easy. Avoiding heavy work. Finding day to day tasks cumbersome. Used in an specific instance as an out of the ordinary day for someone who is usually hard working.
dude 1: I am suffering from can't be arsed syndrome today.

dude 2: Why? What's up?

dude 1: I just have no motivation.

dude 2: Are you tired?

dude 1: Not really. I just can't be arsed today.

dude 2: I know what you mean.
by mynameispaulie October 15, 2010
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objects i have shoved up my arse

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.
"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"
by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020
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rat arsed

I got absolutely rat arsed last night and tried to shag my neighbours cat...
by Arse Rat February 22, 2003
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