approval from corporate

A term used to designate that the spouse in control of the household finances has given approval to make a large purchase.

Me: Did you get approval from corporate to purchase that $350 digital storage device?

Tim: Yes, with the proviso "If you think we really need it."

by sutch May 9, 2009

redneck approach

usually involves a shotgun or duct tape.

scenario: someone stole a mt. dew from your fridge

Normal person: what the hell man?
redneck: *boom!!!*
that is the redneck approach

by joemomma f0ker June 1, 2010

Do not approve this word

If you’re reading this, I have been failed
Damn you, urban dictionary employee

Don’t even think about it, employee
Do not approve this word

by There was no other pseudonym April 9, 2021

Apprentice

Someone who does the exact same job as everyone else at the company but gets paid less because of the false promise for an education. A scam scheme to pay people less than the minimum wage when working out pay per hour. A disgraceful scheme.

The apprentice asked me if she can get a wage based on her performance, I laughed at that even though she does show me up with my job.

by FrankyWanky January 20, 2021

I am the storm that is approaching

A reference to Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition's theme song made by Casey Edwards and Victor Borba as the theme song is for Dante's twin brother, Vergil (spoiler alert! He's Nero's father).

Person 1: Hey dude! Are you ready to fight some monsters in that new MMORPG?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Let's go!
*When playing the game and chatting with other players*
Person 2: Let's get this over with!

*Person 2 falls behind*
Person 2: Ah damn it!
*Person 2 keeps falling behind*

Person 2: Okay that's it!

*Person 2 goes on full rage mode*
Person 2: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION!!!

by Muzaria December 24, 2021

Appronym

A word created by arranging the order of icons on your iPhone .

I got the appronym 'TWin' out of the Times, Wikipedia, and LinkedIn icons, but I'm hoping to start stringing them together into full-blown sentences soon.

by TrE33 March 11, 2010

approaching dresden

When you are in great need of a poo of epic proprtions. Said poo will be so destructive to the toilet that the carnage will be similar to that inflicted on the german town of dresden by allied bombers during world war 2. Therefore your bomb bay is full and you are 'approaching dresden.'

Guy 1: ''Why do you look so uncomfortable''
Guy 2: ''I'm busting for a crap. Seriously, it feels like I'm approaching dresden here.''

by Brizhiz March 15, 2008