Polishing the Apple

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing

Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2022

Apple

what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...

you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.

by Jenjers January 2, 2012

Apple Bloom

A fictional character in the tv show "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" she is a filly who has yet to get her cutie mark, is in the club "The Cutie Mark Crusaders", is friends with scootaloo and sweetie belle

Guy 1"have you seen mlp?"

Guy 2" yea apple bloom is best pony!"

Guy 1" ... "

by Super-Brony September 3, 2012

a apple

Did you just misspell ''An apple''? Why the fuck are you on the internet?

Joe: Hey, Carol want a apple?
Carol: Did you just fucking misspell an apple?
Joe: sor nt ko kyes
Carol: What the fuck Joe

by Sorkinish September 26, 2019

applecaps

Refers to Apple, and its use of capital letters on a word's secondary letter. Usually applied to words beginning with "i" in order to market apple products. Examples of this includes iTunes, iPod, iMac, etcetera. Can also be used in written texts for humurous effect, see example below.

examples of applecaps:
"iHate you bitch"
"iAte your lunch"
"iSpent your money"
"iLove you"
"iHope this is a good definition ;)"

by Firelovesugar February 17, 2009

Apple joy

Apple: an eyecatching irresistible fruit but don't ever eat this or else you'll wake up into reality with a sin
Joy : a great pleasure happiness
Real angel and the total opposite at the same time. Don't mess with her!

Apple Joy : don't mess with her she can be a real angel and the total opposite at the same time

by Irresistible Queen June 8, 2021

Captain Apple Sack

A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.

Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”

Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”

by Big Fizz October 7, 2009