apartmentheid

The policy and practice of discriminating against people living in undesirable apartments aand/or neighborhoods.

Me: I always planned to drop Alexandra.

You: Why? She wasn't so ugly.

Me: She lives in Baltimore. I want to date someone in DC.

You: dude - that's apartmentheid!

by jamejamejame April 26, 2017

Side apartment

An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.

Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?

vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills

by Rex'smissingfat July 15, 2015

apartment ninja

One who steps lightly on the floor in a second/third story apartment.

One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.

1. Dude, I had to be an "apartment ninja" just to go to the bathroom becuase the old lady downstairs likes to yell at me for noises...

2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.

by !Z3D! August 4, 2008

Apartment Ninjas

Free apartment locating company serving Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, San Antonio and Austin, Texas. Clients get $150 rebate

once they lease.

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by ApartmentNINJAS June 10, 2009

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19

“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022

Apartment 3A

Shortened form of apt 3A, or left alone as 3A, is the dwelling of a superior non-human race known as Geisers. The Geisers leech off of the human enviroment. When not in the squallors of their sty, they are often found in urban areas such as laundromats or gyms. The only Geiser life forms to ever be witnessed are The Geisers of Canton. They have sapped to the life of human beings, asking for rides, or for a bit of entertainment.

Dude, Geiser is really pissing me off.

by Alex Frank January 10, 2005

apartment manager

the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application

apartment managers are chodes!!!

by douglas epley November 26, 2006