Skip to main content

Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough

Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!
by Desmond G. April 13, 2014
mugGet the Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough mug.

anything post

A post or question of superficial nature, made or asked in a forum, with the intent of attracting a variety of unrelated random replies about 'anything' - ie humorous gifs, irrelevant trinkets of information, patently moronic statements or answers to a question that has not yet been asked.
"Anything post- I'm feeling down an need some cheering up. pls post something funny.

replies:

xxx: ur mother suck balls

xghys: IMG src="macro.gif"

sinl111r: my cat is chasing ghosts, how cute lol!

3xt3: it's fucking sunny.
by disorderata July 6, 2010
mugGet the anything post mug.

Anything at all

• a dick

a penis
• even your mom
hash browns
Guy 1: guess what this is bro
Guy 2: a dick
Guy 1: no dude it’s anything at all
mugGet the Anything at all mug.

anything you want

Roblin: "Damn, you can put Anything You Want in the Urban Dictionary!"
by Tetronomicon August 29, 2021
mugGet the anything you want mug.

Anything else?

The exact same to the words “Ok and?”. It signifies you have completely lost interest in the topic and/or want to shut someone else up, etc.
Guy 1: “I had such a hard time doing my homework
Guy 2: “Not as hard as I did your mom”
Guy 1: “Anything else?”
by A random pseudonym January 3, 2022
mugGet the Anything else? mug.

(anything)-sauce

sauce added to whtever you say to make it sound better
dude, that band was lame-sauce
that test we took was hard-sauce
by julian's February 12, 2004
mugGet the (anything)-sauce mug.

Anything new

David-Hey, anything new?

Sullivan- not much
by Aza123321 December 27, 2016
mugGet the Anything new mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email