Anal Kung

The art of deadly flatulence. Well maybe not deadly but certainly bad enough to make the victim pray for death.

Jarrod cleared the room with his unique mix of anal kung.

Jarrod was a true master of the anal kung technique.

Benny a true anal kung warrior was able to attack his opponents across a well ventilated space with ease.

Perry tried to impress his mates with his anal kung style, but unfortunately the only impression he made was to the seat of his underpants.

by Molemagic August 17, 2009

anal sputum

The repulsive liquid that looks like sheets of paper but is actually partially solid feces in the toilet when you have diarrhea and it floats on top of the water and smells like dead mice

You should see the anal sputum that came out of me

by 3 Finger Willie October 31, 2013

Anal Greenlight

Through active or passive approval, a partner indicates that further advances toward anal intercourse will not be met with resistance. Active greenlight may come in the form of a verbal agreement that anal sex will ensue such as a vocalized "yes" or, in the case that the receiving party is mute, a nodding of the head. Passive greenlight is more commonly observed and relies of the absence of resistance to anal overtures rather than affirmative verbal confirmation.

After successfully placing two fingers in her anus, Robert knew he had the anal greenlight when Lacey did not protest.

by MasterBlaster666 April 3, 2020

anal floss

A thong or G string.

Why in the hell would a man wear anal floss in the first place?

by Frank Brown April 7, 2008

Anal Vice

When a sexual partner either wants an apology or wants to extract information from their man and clenches their penis in their anus as if they are trying to pinch a steal loaf until the "clenched" surrenders the information.

Jamie- "I swear, it was just us guys here last night babe!"
Kim- "I smell that sweet hot stank in the air! Who was she?! Your going in the anal vice until you tell me that twats name!
Jamie- "Nooooooooooo............. ;) "

by McTobes July 1, 2016

anal shark

Anal Shark is a popular Rock Band from From the 21st century.
Singer: SEX Machine AKA Jack Clarke
Bass: Zip Mercury AKA Jacob Smith
Lead Guitar: Wunder Schnitzel AKA Ian Hall .JR.
Drums: Juan 1 AKA LIam Ali

Greg: "WOWOMG!! have you herd Anal sharks new song?"
Charlie: "OH MY GOD... FUCKING YES... (Proceeds to jiz)"

by Psychotic Jesuz January 12, 2015

anal cream

A cream like substance that normally comes in a tube however, it also does sometimes come inside a small plastic container. This cream is meant to be applied to your anus with one finger that has a plastic wrap on it or a glove. It is important to not spread germs so it is recommended that you wash your hands before applying the cream. Even though anal cream can have many uses, some of them are to relieve anal discomfort and to stop itching.

"Hey, Mom?"
"Yea, Sam? What do you need?"
"When you go to the store can you see if there's any anal cream? Lately it's been kind of uncomfortable and a little bit itchy down there."

by cornporn June 6, 2017