Angrate

to get angry

Does anyone else hate it how when you take a quiz, and your talkin to someone on a chat, and you finish your quiz, and you click to see your results, your message with the person you were talking to are erased for a good 3 of 4 minutes? Angrates me.

by suddledonuts June 28, 2009

Angry Fap

Going through an emotionally taxing day leaving one feeling hateful and mad. At the end of the day, having a masturbating session. Usually the content viewed during the fap involves fetish pron such as goth, latex, bondage, SM and other bizarre forms of pornography. The angry-fapper does not necessarily have to be an lover of these fetishes, but is driven to look at them because of his/her consternation and furiousness. Some angry-fappers choose to accompany their session with hardcore death/black/gothic metal.

OOOOHHH....Fucking Gianni stole my Dr. Pepper! I'm gonna home and angry fap to Dir en Grey.

by Silverant April 29, 2006

Angry Chinese walrus

When your are banging your girlfriend from behind and reach around and stick chopsticks in her nostrils .. At the same time you pull out and stick your cock in her ass causing her to throw her head back and snarl much like an angry walrus would

"Tracey's still not talking to me since I gave her an angry Chinese walrus Tuesday night"

by Super jo jo and friends June 14, 2016

Angry Goose

To perform oral sex on someones ass. Also known as ass eating or a rim job. Word comes from what a goose hissing and sticking its tongue out at you when you get too close.

How did your date with Sally go? Good, i gave her the "angry goose".

by #wade August 1, 2018

Play angry birds

the act of pooping while playing angry birds, becoming synonymous with the act of pooping itself.

"Honey I must "play angry birds" before we go out to dinner."

"Hey, going to play angry birds right quick!"

"I want to go play angry birds but we are at your mothers house!!!"

by R double Big D December 4, 2011

Angry Celibate

A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.

Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"

by Zoopy July 17, 2007

Angry Charizard

You are about to finish with a woman, you pull out, light her pubes on fire and yell "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

You and a woman are having sex, when right before you finish you pull out and light her pubes on fire and yell "you do not have enough badges to train me!" Thus creating the Angry Charizard.

by Tout January 17, 2012