Elfing

When your getting a blowjob and since your pullout game is strong you pullout in time to jizz in your girls ear

Charles always elfs his girls...
I like to go elfing

by Mermaid man November 17, 2014

elfing

A replacement for the word fucking.

Quit your elfing bitching you scanky ass hoe!

by No one January 31, 2004

elf

A word usually used to describe sexual intercourse, often present as a code word and is imasculating in general.

Can be used humerously to describe the size of a man's penis

Intercourse in its smallest form

Tegan: Elf was shite last night. Barely felt a thing in the beef curtains.
Lisa: Dude! TMI!
Tegan: So how's elfing for you
Lisa: Smallest i've ever seen

by Busty Sinclaire May 2, 2006

Elf

Pronunciation of "AILF," which stand for "Asian I'd Like To Fuck."

Guy 1: That japanese girl is hot...
Guy 2: She's a total ELF.

by tmcaffeine February 8, 2009

elfing

To move swiftly and nimbly in a situation usually restricting such movement. Also; elfed, to elf.

He was seen nimbly elfing through the crowded subway in persuit of the purse thief.

by Derek Underhill March 27, 2008

Mean elf

A person who is really mean and short. Their real name is maxwell.

“We hate the mean elf”

by PePa PiGs DaDdY October 23, 2019

elf practice

An activity generally practiced by the elves of Santa. During this time, elves practice the elfiness and fine-tune their pointed shoes. Skipping elf practice to practice dentistry is universally frowned upon.

Head Elf: Why weren't you at elf practice!?!??!

by k-e-e-f December 10, 2017