Altoids

Altoids are a series of candy and mints manufactured by Callard & Bowser (a UK company). The mints were originally sold in small rectangular tins with the tagline: 'Curiously Strong Mints.'After the mints became very popular, Altoids has now created a range of sour gum and sour mints. Altoids also has another drawing power: the packaging. Each packet of Altoids comes in a small tin or round tin all of which are designed in clever and pleasing ways.
Also offering someone an Altoid, in some social circles is in fact an offer for them to partake in an act of oral sex!

Woa! Dude check out that snazzy pack of altoids!

by Tom Li September 25, 2005

Altitude Poop

The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.

Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air

by Hbaked28 April 26, 2007

Altoid Transfer

transferring an Altoid into another ones mouth using your lips

we altoid transferred
The altoid tasted better once we did the altoid transfer

by Casanovaaaaa_ May 26, 2013

Altiris

Slang for shoddy, unusable computer software

Dammit, this Altiris crashed my server again.

by giant_wayne August 25, 2009

Altair

The hottest and most badass assassin there has ever been, and main charactor in the video game Assassin's Creed.
He is so sexy.

"I want Altair to assassinate me... IN BED."

by ETMR January 5, 2009

Aletia

Freaking Boss! Aletia is legit. A girl who is naturally more amazing than any other girl. Aletia knows what to say at all times. She's the best person you could ever meet. Aletia understands things simply. She can be creative and speak her mind without thinking at times although she can be very shy. She is extremely beautiful and is very easy to fall in love with. Her face is carved by angels, words can't begin to describe how perfect she is. That's right she wants only you!

sexy the boss funny loving drama llama llama queen Aletia is the boss leash

by BOSSBITCH November 24, 2012

altaïr ibn la'ahad

Altaïr is the first playable character in the Assassin's Creed series. His name means "Bird,son of none". He was part of the Syrian branch of the assassins during the Third Crusade. He had a sword,short blade,throwing knifes, and Hus badass hidden blade. He also was in AC Bloodlines,AC Hidden Crusades,and AC Revelations. He is the ancestor ofDesmond Miles and Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

AC fan : "Dude altaïr ibn la'ahad is awesome.

AC 2 fan: No,Ezio is better.

AC fan:*assassinates AC fan 2*

by Assassin Gamerguy April 16, 2014