Alison
She will be your first girlfriend and the relationship will last a year and make you feel great but nearing the close she will get bored of you and never be around and always come up with excuses not to meet. She will fake cry when you finally dump her and pretend to get angry but secretly she wanted you to do break up with her a long time ago
"Are you still dating Alison?"
"Nah man, I broke up with her a long time ago. Girl was a crazy bitch"
"Nah man, I broke up with her a long time ago. Girl was a crazy bitch"
Alison by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019
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