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Alimeno P

(Noun)- the 12th letter of the English language alphabet.
i.e. H I J K Alimeno P etc.

jon- who needs 26 letters when you can have 22? less to remember. that's my motto

jay- wow jon, your Awesomocity meter just rose 2 points!!

jon- yea! I'm no longer NEGATIVE!
by Passy McTouchdown February 6, 2009
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alimamy

Someone who tall, dark and fucking sexy. Can destroy kids on NBA 2K and in Basketball.
That guy is so Alimamy. I versed him in NBA last night. He destroyed me.
by Iceberg Slim August 3, 2017
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Alimot

a beautiful girl that is very chill . she dont let niggas run her and she'll beat anybody ass who try to disrespect her. she real life cool and dont fuck with fake bitches or niggas.
Damn y'all heard about that bitch Alimot? She cool and fine asf.
by killateeee March 22, 2017
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Ali M

Ali M wants to be in OPDL. He is a sexy baguette lover.
by 3487 November 19, 2018
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Alimony

Basically, she has the legal right to take your house, your money, everything you worked so hard your entire life to get, and your balls.
Nathaniel had to pay alimony to his wife Janetta after two years of marriage, despite the fact that she has already been divorced six times before.
by AYB October 9, 2003
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ALIME

Ken and Sandy were ALIME riding in their Vanderhall Laguna.
by sandyken November 29, 2018
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Alimony

That wife you love so much, the little honey buns who you thought was an angel? Well, she's going to castrate you. Once she's done with that, she'll take your kids, put a restraining order on you with a false accusation, and then she'll take everything that rightfully belongs to YOU. After this, you must followed with a series of payments to support her, even if she is perfectly able to work.

Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.
Judge: You make 30,000 a year, so you must give your wife 15,000. Oh, and your child support is $300 a month.

Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...
by BusinessMan April 22, 2005
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