Alfredo

That kid you caught with his dick in the chicken your dead father gave you in your barn

"Why did Alfredo cross the road"
"Cause his dick was in the chicken"

by Jetblackness911 December 13, 2018

Alfredo

a short, midget smurf that runs around with a taser shocking all his friends.

Jesse: Ow! What the hell?
Dany: Ha ha, looks like Alfredo passed by.

by jesi123-chan October 28, 2010

alfredo

the snow white liquid that oozes out of your throbbing manhood when eating something that tastes incredible.

This steak is so good, I want to cover it with my alfredo.

by phenompyrus July 25, 2008

Alfredo

usually loses siblings to bestfriend, younger siblings usually get more love and attention

"I just Alfredo'd his sister last week"

by iloveerdogan September 2, 2019

Alfredo

Abdullah’s hot pet lizard who fucks all the Hoes. Maybe he is even with your girl right now

Josh: Did you see Alfredo
Timmy: yeah he stole my girl

by Oink oink December 14, 2019

Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe

A pizza with alfredo sauce and bacon; the perfect topping combo for those who HATE tomato sauce on their pizza!

Person 1: Hey, man. Whatcha want on ya' pizza?
Person 2: Y'know what I want...
P1: Uh... pepperoni?
P2: Ew, no! I don't want no tomato barf on my pizzer!
P1: Okay...how about chicken BBQ?
P2: Nah...
P1: Hmmm...pineapple pizza?
P2: BRUH, WHO DAHEQ EATS PINE-CRAPPLE PIZ-ZCREWUP??!!
P1: *sigh* Touché. Well, what do you want?
P2: Duh, Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe!!
P1: Dude, you're right! Bacon pizza's way better!!

by BFDICream August 5, 2020

baby alfredo

When a woman is performing oral sex on a man with noodles in her mouth. He then provides the sauce with the explosion of baby batter in her mouth, then she baby birds the noodles back to him!

We were having a great dinner then she gave me the baby alfredo

by Budmanpapa January 23, 2017