Alconada Implosion

When a particular individual from Florida with a strange dental impression sucks a man cock so hard the suckee implodes, or collapses, into his own now shriveled testicles.

I heard the State Police found a shriveled nutsack along route 87 Friday night. Seemed to be a classic case of an Alconada Implosion.

by Shovelmonkey May 5, 2022

Alkyoni

Alkyoni is a girl who will inhibit your heart for the rest of your life. She is extremely beautiful, her energy will forever entice you. Alkyoni will likely be the one who shows you what love is, and heal parts of you you never knew needed soothing. Often she'll be greek, and will have that energy. As a mediterranean, she will be stubborn, love good weather and going back to her homeland. She is a person who deserves love, and who gives out compassion and kindness. It is hard to define an Alkyoni because she will be unlike any girl you will have met. What she will be able to give and share with you will be life-changing, love her with the best you can. Never take an Alkyoni for granted, she will become one of the most important figures in your life.

Have you met Alkyoni? She loves sports

by hu.man_di.ction.ary January 28, 2024

Alcon

An actual piece of shit.

I saw Alcon in the OR today. Gross.

by Anonymous$$$$$ March 28, 2025

LimeLife by Alcone

LimeLife by Alcone is a modern business that allows you to socially sell the best makeup from around the world! LimeLife is still always learning, working tirelessly together to source professional makeup and all-natural skin care that really performs. They have expanded across the world, but family is still at the heart of who they are: committed to quality, nurturing of individuality and driven to help others pursue passions of their own. AKA They are a FIRE cosmetics and skin-care company that instills confidence in people across the world

Friend: "Have you heard about LimeLife by Alcone?"
Friend #2: "Aren't they the all natural and cruelty free cosmetic company that supports female entrepreneurs?"
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by anonymous November 23, 2021

LimeLife by Alcone

LimeLife by Alcone is a modern business that allows you to socially sell the best makeup from around the world! LimeLife is still always learning, working tirelessly together to source professional makeup and all-natural skin care that really performs. They have expanded across the world, but family is still at the heart of who they are: committed to quality, nurturing of individuality and driven to help others pursue passions of their own. AKA They are a FIRE cosmetics and skin-care company that instills confidence in people across the world

Friend: "Have you heard about LimeLife by Alcone?"
Friend #2: "Aren't they the all natural and cruelty free cosmetic company that supports female entrepreneurs?"
Friend: "Yes! They also inspire people to be their best selves!!"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

LimeLife by Alcone

LimeLife is a modern business that allows you to socially sell the best makeup from around the world! They are still always learning, working tirelessly together to source professional makeup and all-natural skin care that really performs. LimeLife has expanded across the world, but family is still at the heart of who they are: committed to quality, nurturing of individuality and driven to help others pursue passions of their own.

Friend #1: “Have you ever heard of LimeLife by Alcone?”

Friend #2: “Yeah, isn’t that the all natural and cruelty free skin care and beauty brand that empowers female entrepreneurs?”

Friend #1: “Yes, that’s them! I love their products”

by Make-Up Lover November 23, 2021