An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.
"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
by mantidae July 6, 2009
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Alberta's capital is Edmonton, while Calgary is its largest city.
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Edmonton Cubs are a baseball team
Edmonton Elks are a professional Canadian football team based in Edmonton, Alberta.
Edmonton Storm are 1 of 3 Alberta-based women's tackle football teams in the Western Women's Canadian Football League,
Calgary Roughnecks are a professional box lacrosse team based in Calgary, Alberta. They are members of the Western Division of the National Lacrosse League (NLL)
Calgary Rage are a women's football team in the Western Women's Canadian Football League.
Calgary Stampeders are a professional Canadian football team based in Calgary, Alberta. The Stampeders compete in the West Division of the Canadian Football League (CFL).
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Alberta's capital is Edmonton, while Calgary is its largest city.
Popular food here is
Bloody Caesar a cocktail drink
doner kebabs
Ginger Beef. a mixture of Chinese, western, & Canadian local foods
Root vegetables soups
Bison meat
Sports
Edmonton Cubs are a baseball team
Edmonton Elks are a professional Canadian football team based in Edmonton, Alberta.
Edmonton Storm are 1 of 3 Alberta-based women's tackle football teams in the Western Women's Canadian Football League,
Calgary Roughnecks are a professional box lacrosse team based in Calgary, Alberta. They are members of the Western Division of the National Lacrosse League (NLL)
Calgary Rage are a women's football team in the Western Women's Canadian Football League.
Calgary Stampeders are a professional Canadian football team based in Calgary, Alberta. The Stampeders compete in the West Division of the Canadian Football League (CFL).
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Alberta canada , Before becoming part of Canada, Alberta was home to several First Nations like Plains Indians & Woodland Cree. It was also a territory used by fur traders of the rival companies Hudson's Bay Company & North West Company.
It's the 4th-largest province after Quebec, Ontario, & British Columbia.
Alberta was named after Princess Louise Caroline Alberta (1848–1939), the 4th daughter of Queen Victoria.
After Saskatchewan, Alberta experiences the most tornadoes in Canada with an average of 15 verified per year. Thunderstorms, some of them severe, are frequent in the summer, especially in central & southern Alberta. The region surrounding the Calgary–Edmonton Corridor is notable for having the highest frequency of hail in canada
It's the 4th-largest province after Quebec, Ontario, & British Columbia.
Alberta was named after Princess Louise Caroline Alberta (1848–1939), the 4th daughter of Queen Victoria.
After Saskatchewan, Alberta experiences the most tornadoes in Canada with an average of 15 verified per year. Thunderstorms, some of them severe, are frequent in the summer, especially in central & southern Alberta. The region surrounding the Calgary–Edmonton Corridor is notable for having the highest frequency of hail in canada
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probably the coolest member of the Strokes, Albert possesses a kickass sense of style, major wit, and the best down stroke technique seen since Buddy Holly. Albert is the shit...
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Alberto is impeccable
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A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia
by el_che April 25, 2006
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Known for its many gangsters, ghettoes and many shawarmahouses.
Some hardcore celebs grew up in the town, suchs as; the rap-group Suspekt, the comic Anders "Anden" Matthesen, the very cool singer Amin Jensen, and a few other unknown.
The town is also known under the name "A-town".
Known for its many gangsters, ghettoes and many shawarmahouses.
Some hardcore celebs grew up in the town, suchs as; the rap-group Suspekt, the comic Anders "Anden" Matthesen, the very cool singer Amin Jensen, and a few other unknown.
The town is also known under the name "A-town".
by TheGfromdatown March 23, 2011
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Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
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