Albanians are strong,smart,clean people. When you mess with us we aren’t afraid to say the truth back even if it’s mean. Albanians are also known for our sassy personality’s. We don’t like fake people, and we LOVE Mercedes Benz. But either way we are really kind people and it is a beautiful country with beautiful people. We love to meet knew people and make new friends, all fake people are pushed out of our lives.
Wow Albanian people are really cool.
by Albanian!!!! October 18, 2018
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A bathroom that does not have a toilet or a sink but is still in use.
"Hey Akhbar, make sure to clean up the Albanian Bathroom when you are done."
by hatzi2k November 13, 2009
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A situation in which someone continuously wobbles another right knee to create a flapping sensation and a large noise.
"I heard that Sally gave David an Albanian Wobble last night"
by Oliverflap April 10, 2017
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Albanian-American criminals are said by police to be involved in everything from gun-running to counterfeiting. But it is drug trafficking that has gained Albanian organized crime the most notoriety. Some Albanians, according to federal Drug Enforcement Administration officials, are key traders in the "Balkan connection," the Istanbul-to-Belgrade heroin route. DEA officials estimated that, while less wel known than the so-called Sicilian and French connections, the Balkan route might have been moving, around 1985 2 25% to 40% of the U.S. heroin supply. 2 25% to 40% of the U.S. heroin supply . Albanians have took over from the sicilian mafia they are very racist people they are in the bronx on 185 and aurthor ave in bronx ny they took over in new jersey.
Italian man says a fagtaboutit albanian say move over bitch and blows his head off albania land of eagles albanian mafia
by cedric718 September 30, 2009
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When you are in Albania and being sucked off by a llama or goat. You get angry and stab the animal in the liver. Leaving it to bleed out and then later pour the blood down your foreskin
Damn that Dirty Albanian was good
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A small albanian penis that is about 1 inch flaccid but grows to a mighty inch and a half when aroused.
"I walked in on Adrian in the shower and saw his albanian inchworm in it's prime."
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An Albanian stand off is when two gentlemen have a disagreement over the price of an item and settle the dispute with this method.

The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.

The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.
Nah mate im not paying that much for it! You know what fuck this, it's ALBANIAN STANDOFF time!
by The man with no shame October 8, 2015
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