Hoover Alarmclock

The act of being woken up by oral sex.

Jason: Man, I had a rough night. Maybe a good old Hoover Alarmclock would do the trick.

Paul: Right, nothing is better than waking up in the morning by someone going down on you.

Jason: Damn, right.

by Poeborgia November 19, 2011

pornstar alarmclock

Screaming while ejaculating on to the face of your sleeping partner

Joey gave her the pornstar alarmclock. All over Suzie's face.

by Roberto Mokobaun December 29, 2018

strawberry alarmclock

When your girl has her period and wakes you up by sitting on your face.

I can still taste the blood from my strawberry alarmclock this morning.

by crazytraindriver March 21, 2016