Alanna

Rides horses and small children for a living, shorter than average, pretends to hate people but secretly fantasizes about them when shes alone, repulsive body shape similar to an ape. Abnormally large feet. Loves small yappy dogs whose tounges don't fit in their mouth. Has participated in the French revolution, Viva la France!!!

That shit smells like Alanna

by weejams December 9, 2018

Alanna

Alanna is funny sometimes, but she can be really mean, too. She tends to lie all the time, and she is fat.

Haha Alanna is so funny!

by Mssndbxns May 18, 2018

Alanna

Shes mean and dumb and ugly(im describing myelf bc my names alanna and this is what the box says lmao=For example, booty will become booty.

"
Alanna is a hoe!"

by Alanna hollingsworth March 17, 2019

Alanna

A dirty rat person who will steal your boyfriend without caring.

“who is that? She just stole my boyfriend!”
“oh that’s just alanna. she’s a total rat”

by woahtherebuddybeepbeep October 2, 2018

alanna

The meaning of this name is derived from the old british language in which the word meant "handsome". It was introduced to England by the bretons after the Norman invasion.

It also can be used to describe an incredibly hot, yet smart girl.

"holy jeezus!, look at Alanna!"
*drool*

by MMaatttt July 22, 2008

alanna

1) A redheaded beauty with a cracked Lula. According to Randall

2) Something you say to express great anger or frustration, especially when you're on the toilet trying to pop a big one out.

3) A lovely bitch from hell with large meat curtains.

1) That girl Katie is such an alanna, she's so pretty, even though she has a cracked Lula. According to Randall

2) Oh alanna! I just made a large poop!

3)Jessica looks like an alanna today with her flappy lips down south.

by Jorge Ohh February 1, 2008

Alanna-Jo

Cold Hearted

You, Alanna-jo are nothing but a cold hearted bitch

by Onion Badyins May 4, 2018