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Rides horses and small children for a living, shorter than average, pretends to hate people but secretly fantasizes about them when shes alone, repulsive body shape similar to an ape. Abnormally large feet. Loves small yappy dogs whose tounges don't fit in their mouth. Has participated in the French revolution, Viva la France!!!
by weejams December 9, 2018
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