When a woman is eagerly awaiting at home for her mans love truncheon with a freshly greased up minge legs spread as far as the eye can see and the beef curtains fluttering gently in the breeze.
Oi Steve. I got in from work the other day there to find the missus up stairs legs spread like a yawning hippo I would say legs akimbo if I don’t know better. So naturally I double piked right into that wizards sleeve.
by Jambokeith85 January 25, 2020
Get the Legs akimbo mug.n. The act dog love beyond the limit of human comprehension
v. When animals are constantly making love as you gaze dumbfoundedly at the act
adj. A word to describe animal nymphomania
v. When animals are constantly making love as you gaze dumbfoundedly at the act
adj. A word to describe animal nymphomania
As the crazy Montreal boy opened the front door, he noticed something horrible amidst his normally tranquil house. His dogs were doing the akisu.
'Stop akisuing!' exclaimed the bilingual boy, who was stupefied by his akisu dogs.
'Stop akisuing!' exclaimed the bilingual boy, who was stupefied by his akisu dogs.
by Hah! You Missed! July 15, 2003
Get the Akisu mug.A body position in which the feet are kept together or close to one another while the knees bent and spread widely appart. Usually adopted while the person is sitting, reclining or lying on their back.
The pose is very sexually provocative and is often assumed naturally by women during intercourse or as a visual prompt to initiate sex.
The term is derived from 'akimbo' - a similar posture involving the arms - the hands are placed on ones hips with elbows bent and pointing outward, thus forming the same diamond shape.
The pose is very sexually provocative and is often assumed naturally by women during intercourse or as a visual prompt to initiate sex.
The term is derived from 'akimbo' - a similar posture involving the arms - the hands are placed on ones hips with elbows bent and pointing outward, thus forming the same diamond shape.
I think she liked me; when I walked into the room she was lying on the bed with her legs akimbo, wearing nothing but a grin!
by Iona ;-) December 8, 2007
Get the legs akimbo mug.To hold and fire two guns, one in each hand. Most often seen with handguns, or compact sub-machine guns.
This is not only the correct term, but also the original, and oldest term for this.
However, Dual-Fisting is the term (created by the Halo community) that
is the most popular and widely accepted.
This is not only the correct term, but also the original, and oldest term for this.
However, Dual-Fisting is the term (created by the Halo community) that
is the most popular and widely accepted.
by Remy April 22, 2004
Get the akimbo mug.Being able to put up with loads of crap form other people while still enjoying what you do, somehow, and being able to run things smoothly without to many actual complaints
by 5FingerDiscount July 15, 2003
Get the Akisu mug.adj. having too much patience at the age of 16 without having white hair; liking small breasted girls
How the hell can you put up with that bullshit from those people?! You're so akisu!
My god, why were you staring at her flat boobs? You're so akisu.
My god, why were you staring at her flat boobs? You're so akisu.
by Saladin July 12, 2003
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