Aggravation

Known as the "New Feg" of IRC, and stalked by Sano

"Dam, Sano keeps stalking the New Feg Aggravation"

by LolDatGuyOnIRC July 16, 2009

Aggritate

To aggravate and irritate at the same time. To upset someone to the extreme.

Dude that boy aggritates me all day with his annoying voice.

by Caramel Diva March 6, 2013

aggravated assault

Where someone becomes so fed up with the infuriating actions of another person that he clobbers said aggravator.

If The Three Stooges had tried their assorted "swatting 'n' pummeling" monkeyshines today, they would have faced multiple charges of aggravated assault.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Aggravating

When someone never shuts up and cry’s about everything has orange skin

Camille is very aggravating

by Balalkdaaaaa December 20, 2018

male-aggregate

The male gender form of "crack-friend". Received in unsolicited emails from the equatorial regions of the globe where advanced, terrifying, penis-modification clinics are as routine as jacking-off with the western-phantom grip is among star trek fans. A credit card number is often required to further research male-aggregate, dimensional evolution but the cost is well worth the reward.

Your male-aggregate make female creatures breathy with contempt! Make colossal your male aggregate with easy plastic money donation.

by Q Roberts January 12, 2008

Aggrabation

The act of masterbating while aggravated

After a stressful week of work and taking care of his kids, Dustin didn't get to ejaculate in his wife as he had so looked forward to because she fell asleep early. So to alleviate the pressure in his scrotom he turned to aggrabation.

by H2thaE2thaATHER May 24, 2017

aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018