Aggrabation 

The act of masterbating while aggravated

After a stressful week of work and taking care of his kids, Dustin didn't get to ejaculate in his wife as he had so looked forward to because she fell asleep early. So to alleviate the pressure in his scrotom he turned to aggrabation.

Aggrabation by H2thaE2thaATHER May 24, 2017

agrabating

The act of masturbating while mad

Diego broke up with me and went with Hugo so I started agrabating.

- The Asian

agrabating by Glock35 May 19, 2015

like aggregation 

A principle that basically states that things of similar composition will eventually tend toward the same location because they are similarly affected by wind/ocean currents, magnetic fields, and other forces.

Examples are hairballs from dogs/cats and giant masses of condoms people have found in the ocean.

Brad: "...so that was like the third time this year that my sister has been hit in the face with bird shit! I wonder why that happens to her so much."
Jeremy: "Dude, haven't you ever heard of like aggregation? Dee dee dee!"

like aggregation by Nicholas D November 28, 2006

aggravating penis 

also known as a thing that gets stuck in the fan

some random kid: hey i have an aggravating penis
other kid: go away, noob

aggravating penis by average boi January 23, 2022

aggravation 

1.an exasperated feeling of annoyance
2.unfriendly behavior that causes anger or resentment

she couldn't think of a sentence for aggravation :D

aggravation by _Sam_ June 16, 2005

Aggravating 

People who bug the crap out of you

You are so aggravating when you hit me

Aggravating by Hahhaahahahah June 15, 2019

Aggravational Pull 

when the mutual dislike or annoyance of a person, thing, place, etc, draws people closer together.

She was SOOOOO obnoxious, and I thought I was the only one who hated her posts in the forum, until the aggravational pull brought more irritated people my way, and we all soon became friends.

Aggravational Pull by Rain McKenna June 16, 2011