objective morality

The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.

"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."

"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"

"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."

"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."

"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."

"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."

"Shut the fuck up Mary."

by Ravio October 4, 2016

Objective-C

A mediocre and generally useless programming language composed of C and Smalltalk poorly stitched together. It is basically Apple's own little Visual Basic.

Objective-C is the language of choice when developing applications for iOS, which is literally the only reason you would ever want to use it.

Thanks to Objective-C, we have more than enough fart and Sudoku apps to go around.

by dontkillalljewspls July 1, 2011

objective

The little sentence at the top of a resume that states the reason you are applying for that job.

Objective:
To become a well rounded person and learn about the ______ industry.

by Asha_123 January 27, 2007

emo (adjective)

Somebody being emo is somebody who is overly emotional and melodramatic about situations that don't really warrant that, especially everyday life situations. These people tend to thrive on negative attention, and the phrase "misery loves company" really fits them to a 'T'. They may take an interest in your life or problems, but they will overly exaggerate your problems as well as an attempt to get you to commiserate with them on how miserable you have it also (when really it's not as bad as all that), just because they get high on misery. Misery and negative attention and melodrama is like a drug to emo people and they will do anything to get it. Often, talking to them can seem like they are parasitic. They may talk to you about your problems, but it feels like they are more interested in hyping your problems up, for them to get their "fix" of their melodrama drug, than they are truly interested in understanding your situation. These people will often make extreme statements, commonly about how depressed they are, and how they just don't know if they want to go on living, all over very silly situations and circumstances.

Me: How was your day?

Emo Person: OMG! You have no idea! This person was mean to me on facebook, and, and, I just don't even know anymore, some days I don't even want to keep on living. I ask myself why I'm even doing this.

Me: Well, I'm sorry someone was mean to you...

Emo Person: How was your day? *sniff*

Me: It was alright, my professor was kind of a jerk but other than that it was okay...

Emo Person: I'm soo sorry! OMG! I'm so sorry you professor was soo horrible to you! What is wrong with this world!!! I just don't even know anymore... Honestly, I wonder why I even keep on going anymore.... *cries*

Me: ...
Me: Um, yeah wow, you're really emo. Okay, I gotta go now... bye!

emo (adjective)

by Saramaira May 10, 2016

Batman (adjective)

Awesome, Heroic, or Bad-ass.

"dude, that shit was totally awesome!"

switch awesome with Batman (adjective):

"dude that shit was totally Batman!"

by Twisted Paper Clip October 31, 2011

Qua (Adjective)

Something or someone which carries the connotation of owning to characteristics of quality.

"Seeds are qua.", "Aww you're qua", "Qua."

by Vaans May 4, 2005

Adjective (ˈædʒəktɪv)

Definition of adjective in English:

adjective

NOUN

Grammar

A word or phrase naming an attribute, added to or grammatically related to a noun to modify or describe it.

Origin
Late Middle English from Old French adjectif, -ive, from Latin adject- ‘added’, from the verb adicere, from ad- ‘towards’ + jacere ‘throw’. The term was originally used in the phrase noun adjective, translating Latin nomen adjectivum, a translation of Greek onoma epitheton ‘attributive name’.

Pronunciation
adjective
/ˈajəktiv/ /ˈædʒəktɪv/

‘Use verbs, nouns and adjectives and get a copy of Roget's Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases.’
‘In Swinburne's work as a whole many adjectives are used as nouns and many nouns as adjectives.’
‘Firstly I think one of the big problems is the use of descriptive adjectives as nouns.’
‘Reading becomes an exercise in spotting nouns and adjectives; there is nothing to engage or delight.’

Adjective (ˈædʒəktɪv)

by ANCIENT_WOLFY January 19, 2022