The store where all the preppy Upper-middle-class teens go to get their clothes. It was a sports store founded a long time time ago but then changed to a store for teen clothing and became pure crap! Preps wear it and they say everyone else is jealous because they can't afford it which is almost never true! Preps are the 2nd worst kind of people, the first being Emos.
by Eccademus July 21, 2005
1. The clothes last forever.
2. They're expensive but you dont have to buy a new pair of pants every season.
3. The bags say it all...
4. A&F Quarterly will draw you in...
2. They're expensive but you dont have to buy a new pair of pants every season.
3. The bags say it all...
4. A&F Quarterly will draw you in...
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
The Hot Topic for jocks, whores, and fat chicks who just want to fit in.
The store sells pants they pull off of dying people in Africa, sew a Abercrombie tag on and then sell for the price of a baby elephant.
Shirts can also be found that sport unwitty slogans like "I'm straight but I can take it up the butt, like my mother." These shirts are usually made to look vintage through a process involving illegal immigrants urinating on them for hours.
The underwear sold there come with premade cigarette burn holes to the crotch so when your father is done raping you in one of his booze-fueled rampages, he won't have to bother burning through clothes to scrotch your suculent flesh.
The store sells pants they pull off of dying people in Africa, sew a Abercrombie tag on and then sell for the price of a baby elephant.
Shirts can also be found that sport unwitty slogans like "I'm straight but I can take it up the butt, like my mother." These shirts are usually made to look vintage through a process involving illegal immigrants urinating on them for hours.
The underwear sold there come with premade cigarette burn holes to the crotch so when your father is done raping you in one of his booze-fueled rampages, he won't have to bother burning through clothes to scrotch your suculent flesh.
After the wrestling team "took showers" they all bought vintage leather thongs at Abercrombie, with the money their mother gets from sucking peepee.
by Stuart James October 06, 2005
a brand in which a moose is their logo. Also, most clothing has the word "Abercrombie and Fitch" written on it. Also, clothing is rather costly.
Their jeans often make women feel obese.
Their jeans often make women feel obese.
That girl crying about how she's not a size zero in jeans anymore, must have been in Abercrombie.
Also:
"Oh, look! A blue moose on her jacket! I must be from Abercrombie!" he said.
Also:
"Oh, look! A blue moose on her jacket! I must be from Abercrombie!" he said.
by abboonercocie January 03, 2010
A clothing brand store that apparently has a rich history in sports I don't care about, because they don't sell sports equipment anymore. They have ripped, torn clothing to make it look vintage and hip, and like you don't care about your appearance. Some people claim to like it because of the build quality, but no one buys clothes because of build quality. Worn mostly by suburban kids, jocks, and guidos who spend too much time trying to look like everyone else, and don't have a personal sense in fashion. Basically, when you put on a shirt saying "Abercrombie" your puting a "TOOL" badge right on your chest. Congrads, your indifferent to half the kids in your school style wise.
"Hey mom! Can you buy me this shirt? Its only 40$ at Abercrombie!"
"But there are rips in it...?"
"No ma, its okay! Everyone else has rips in their shirts too!"
"But there are rips in it...?"
"No ma, its okay! Everyone else has rips in their shirts too!"
by handwritter October 23, 2009
A store that people hate because they are
A) Too poor to shop there
B) Too fat and out of shape to wear clothes from there
C) Hideously ugly
D) Social Rejects
A) Too poor to shop there
B) Too fat and out of shape to wear clothes from there
C) Hideously ugly
D) Social Rejects
by Reidster May 03, 2005
A store that sells douchey clothes to people that are desperate to look like the models on the walls. Usually when you walk in you will be greeted with a "sup" from a guy named Tanner and he will have a surfer spike hairdo too. Now don't be fooled ladies, Tanner will be good-looking, but he will most definitely be gay or just really feminine. The girl there will for sure be hot but she will be twiggy as hell. The place will smell like a 16 year old sex party and there will be some douchey techno music thumping away as you empty your wallet for an 80 dollar moose head polo.
"Bro, I got this killer Abercrombie polo today, it's epic. Now lets go oil each other's backs"
-Bronson
-Bronson
by ontheereal August 27, 2009