aardvark cum

coldest thing in the world.

there aint nothing colder than aardvark cum!

by minecraft129 May 27, 2012

Aardvark

Derived from the character 'Arvid' from Head of the class. Someone who is nerd-ish and basically has no social status. Also symbolic of someone who is clumsy and dopey looking.

That guy is so skinny and aardvark!

by Al April 27, 2004

Aardvark

Verb: to stick your toungue into the womans vagina only to pull out her crabs and swallow them and enjoy it. to aardvark or aardvarking

Guy1: Dude! I heard Guy3 finally got some last night on his first night of college!
Guy2: Wow really we should go ask him about it.
Guy1: Yo Guy3! We heard you lost your virginity!
Guy3: No I ended up Aardvarking and now i gotta use this shampoo and comb on my porno mustache. It was still tasty though!

by Xilo October 18, 2008

Aardvark Cum

The deadliest, coldest, semen produced by a warm blooded mammal ever. According to Amir Blumenfeld from popular Youtube channel CollegeHumor, who popularized the term, "Aardvark cum will freeze yo ass, Aardvark cum is frigid gas" Which let's you know that you don't want to fuck around with Aardvarks.

"I need a jacket! It's like Aardvark cum up in this bitch"

by Tswizzie September 12, 2013

sloppy aardvark

During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.

She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.

by MoparPogue September 8, 2013

Aardvark

A term that is used to portray something better then description. Words such as "Awesome" or "Cool" can not stand up to it's power. This is a term commonly used in Connecticut or places in the north east.

1.) "Ase and Barbie are so aardvark, it's crazy!"

2.) "That is so NOT aardvark. I don't know what he was thinking."

3.) "Oh man we were seriously aardvark at the bowling ally the other day. we won two free games!"

by Aseret November 26, 2006

Anal Aardvarks

A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.

Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"

Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"

Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"

Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"

by MikeyG4753 August 1, 2013