Assholishness

The form of being an asshole

Zoe is so full of assholishness

by Wickedks October 24, 2019

Ashtonist

People that are offensive to people by the name Ashton

Person 1: "This is why you don't have a dad
Person 2: "Isn't that rasict?"
Person 1: "Nope, it's Ashtonist"

by Tonofash22 July 21, 2023

Ashtonism

When referencing any debaucherous activity when one knows the right choice but consistently chooses otherwise....

I was going to call a cab after drinking, but I had an ashtonism and decided to drive home myself.....and not stop at sheetz

by Bigsexy8404 October 20, 2023

asstosh

A man working as an internal wholesaler, frequently matches girls on tinder with whom he remains lifelong friends. May or may not be a boat owning uncle.

I like this guy but he seems like a typical asstosh.

by GaryAnne November 29, 2023

Asstonic

A word to describe eating someone's ass platonically.

Them: "Bro did you just eat their ass out?"
You: "Nah, bro it was asstonic."

by ManFromTheAslume August 7, 2024

Assholish

Assholish: A person that’s not normally an asshole that displays asshole tendencies on rare occasions.

You know bro, I know you are not an asshole and I love you but you are being assholish.

by SparkleKat November 15, 2025