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Mormon Assault Vehicle

Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.

The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.
Yo, did you see that? That Mormon Assault Vehicle almost cracked us!

Pay attention bitch!
by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005
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Assault Clip

A large capacity clip capable of killing a room of at least 30 children
your standard clip can hold at least 10 pages of paper but an assault clip... holy shit you better watch out it can hold 200 pages of paper making it illegal to have anywhere due to the Federal Assault Clips ban of 2004
by Koncerned Kommando May 14, 2011
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cock assault

by Wyld_Stallyn December 27, 2021
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Full Force Glen Assault

Full Force Glen Assault -noun
1. When you are unknowingly assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable situation.
Bob: Phil, you didn't tell me this party was going to have all these unsavory people at it! I canceled all my plans to come here!

Phil: Sorry Bob! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it'll be okay with me.

Bob: Yeah Phil... this party was a Full Force Glen Assault.
by BigChud69SoFine June 22, 2008
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asseltov cocktail

Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail
by coyote123 September 1, 2011
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Assunta

Such a sweet girl, a total doll. Probably of an Italian background. Curly brunnette hair and darling chocolate-colored eyes. A bit on the religious side, but you respect her for it. Always stylish and lookinig cute, even when she's out jogging. Athletic and super focused, loves her friends with all her heart (which is HUGE). Is up for anything.
A: Hey did you just see Assunta jog by?
B: Yeah, and she's looking fiiiiine
by savmoone August 28, 2011
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cs_assault

A well-known Map from Counter-Strike.
Players must rescue hostages, or prevent the hostages from being rescued.
The Counter-Terrorists spawn outside a giant warehouse.
The Terroists spawn inside the warehouse.
Hostages are inside the warehouse also.
It is the Counter-Terrorists's job to inftrate the warehouse and rescue the hostages inside the warehouse.
The Terroists must not let the Counter-Terrorists rescue the hostages.
the "cs" infront of cs_assault is an abbreviation of 'Counter-Strike'
by Simon.F. aka [AWE] September 30, 2006
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