ass gasket

Paper toilet seat covers

They ran out of ass gaskets in the bathroom, so I had to make a sofa out of TP.

by chickenOrBeef October 21, 2003

mexican ass gasket

A good old fashion Mexican Ass Gasket is when the stall you happen to be going #2 in is out of Ass Gaskets so you have to use the rim of your sombrero (by tearing off the top) as an Ass Gasket.

Ignacio in an act of desperation used his sombrero as a Mexican Ass Gasket in the toilet stall.

by Zodaxyz August 9, 2018

Ass gasket

Ass gasket is a protective piece of fine paper that goes between your ass and the toilet seat

I wouldn't sit on a public toilet without a ass gasket

by Bills rv service August 8, 2019

ass gasket

A paper toilet seat cover.

Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.

This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.

The fastidious Mrs. Feinman always uses an ass gasket in public commodes.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Ass Gasket

Noun: A reinforced rectal barrier which acts to contain the repressed or suppressed anger one experiences during periods of intense frustration usually encountered during interactions with stupid or socially dysfunctional persons.

"If that fucker doesn't get off my tail, I'm gonna blow an ass gasket!"

(refering to a reponse to a close tailgater)

by James Peterpecker October 16, 2003

Ass-Gasm

When You are penetrating the ass of your partner and they suddenly shit all over your penis.

Man:Did you hear about mike and his new girlfriend?
Friend: No what Happened?
Man: He was having anal sex with his girlfriend and she had an Ass-Gasm all over his dick. It was Great.

by P-fo Fo Sho 18 October 1, 2009

ass gastket

The fuzzy carpet cover for the lid of you toilet

Dude the other day when i was high all i remember is lughing so hard about the word ass gastket

by Shawntay May 9, 2006