Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch

Someone who is a little bitch with no nipples or balls

Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch - *friend breaks bong* what the fuck you stupid cum guzzling no nipples no balls having ass bitch

by Official Kevin Hart November 8, 2018

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

Balls of his ass

Experiencing a difficult time, usually financially

Friend: Was that Ray? I haven't seen him in months.
Me: Yeah, he's really on the balls of his ass since he lost his job.

by Ned Hendershot April 25, 2014

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008

Balls in your Ass

The most embarassing thing that can happen to you. The act of someone going through the trials of inserting their testicles inside your anus.

Oh man, you just got balls in your ass.

by BleedingUrine June 20, 2007

balls to the ass

A term used to describe the way you properly march backwards in marching band. Means "balls of the feet to the AstroTurf".

Band director: "For this next set, this is a backwards slide."
Section leader: "Guys remember, balls to the ass!"

by swolecat September 14, 2018