"Asian Grades" are alot different
an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.
an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.
by RdizzleFoshizzleMynizzle October 29, 2009
Get the Asian Grades mug.When one is so strung out on homework and studying, and has pushed himself/herself beyond his/her maximum stress level so that he/she has reached a high and disregards everything.
Realizing you're Asian-ness is not deserved, and slacking off so as to prove it.
(Asian high cured by a stern talking/beating and the strike of 5 AM before physics test.)
Also referred to as "Ramen Trip."
Realizing you're Asian-ness is not deserved, and slacking off so as to prove it.
(Asian high cured by a stern talking/beating and the strike of 5 AM before physics test.)
Also referred to as "Ramen Trip."
Asian 1: Man, I was on such an Asian High last night.
Asian 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't even study for the calc test.
Asian 1: How did you do?
Asian 2: 89.
Asian 1: Someone's getting the bamboo stick tonight.
Asian 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't even study for the calc test.
Asian 1: How did you do?
Asian 2: 89.
Asian 1: Someone's getting the bamboo stick tonight.
by Aznorsomething April 3, 2010
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Asian Boy: Yeah
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Asian Boy: Yeah she's white.
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Asian Boy: FML! THIS IS AMERICA!
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Asian Boy: Why can't I have my hair the way I want it? It's America not Asia.
Asian Dad: You like getting the back door huh.
Asian Boy: What?
Asian Dad: A.....A......A.......C..........let me get my whip k boy. Can't find it but I got two steel chopsticks though.
Asian Girl: Hey mom I'm gonna go hang out with my girlfriends.
Asian Mom: HUH!?!? any boys?
Asian Girl: One guy and that's it.
Asian Mom: YOUR FRIENDS WILL RAPE YOU!
Asian Girl: How? They're all girls except for one guy.
Asian Mom: THEY GOING TO TAKE YOU TO PARTY FULL OF BOYS!
Asian Boy: It's ok mom and dad, I'm going to eat Stouffer's lasagnas.
Asian Parents: THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU FULL! RICE MAKE YOU FULL!
Asian Dad: Hey boy, you the doctor yep?
Asian Boy: No dad, I'm only 16.
Asian Dad: Then study hard instead of your stuuuuupid guitar.
Asian Boy: Dad I want to make a Visual Kei band in the future.
Asian Dad: NO! DOCTER BETTER!
Asian Boy: Yeah
Asian Dad: She the white, the black, or the spanish?
Asian Boy: Yeah she's white.
Asian Dad: WHAT!!! YOU A DISGRACE! DUMP HER RIGHT NOW. WE GO TO LAOS TO FIND YOU A HMONG GIRLFRIEND!
Asian Boy: FML! THIS IS AMERICA!
Asian Dad: Hey boy, CUT YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW!
Asian Boy: Why can't I have my hair the way I want it? It's America not Asia.
Asian Dad: You like getting the back door huh.
Asian Boy: What?
Asian Dad: A.....A......A.......C..........let me get my whip k boy. Can't find it but I got two steel chopsticks though.
Asian Girl: Hey mom I'm gonna go hang out with my girlfriends.
Asian Mom: HUH!?!? any boys?
Asian Girl: One guy and that's it.
Asian Mom: YOUR FRIENDS WILL RAPE YOU!
Asian Girl: How? They're all girls except for one guy.
Asian Mom: THEY GOING TO TAKE YOU TO PARTY FULL OF BOYS!
Asian Boy: It's ok mom and dad, I'm going to eat Stouffer's lasagnas.
Asian Parents: THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU FULL! RICE MAKE YOU FULL!
Asian Dad: Hey boy, you the doctor yep?
Asian Boy: No dad, I'm only 16.
Asian Dad: Then study hard instead of your stuuuuupid guitar.
Asian Boy: Dad I want to make a Visual Kei band in the future.
Asian Dad: NO! DOCTER BETTER!
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