aol

The only Computer Crasher you pay for!!

The old AOL floppy disks were good to erase and put my own stuff on! I never had to buy floppies :D

by ur mamma July 27, 2005

AOL

AOL: America Online - It's worth about as much as the twist ties that come with you 90 cent value pack of garbage bags.
AOL: Garbage
AOL: The sharp edge on a newley opened can lid.
AOL: The fish guts that have been on your door step since last august.
AOL: The bag of chips that take forever to open
AOL: Your uncles wooden LAG
AOL: An acronym often used in boot camps to make kids behave

Husband: "Hey Honey! A new AOL CD just came in the mail!"
Wife: "Does it have anthrax on it?"
Husband: "I Don't think so"
Wife: "Throw it in that big pile where our pool used to be with the rest of the minature frisbies"

by Sean Connery April 19, 2005

AOL

AOL is a virus, that, when installed into your computer takes over and renders it useless!

I got worthless AOL disc in the mail and installed into my computer. Now my computer is worth less than the AOL disc!

by P February 17, 2005

AOL

the slowest thing i've ever seen next to watching a snail move. hell, a snail is even faster than a 56K server!! stupid idiots think having AOL is best even though they crash every 5 minutes. *haahhahahaha DSL rules!!* and wats this about AOL broadband? fast but cost a few couple of bucks. the free discus can save u quite a few bucks...

dude 1-COOL! I HAVE ANOTHER AOL DISC TO MY COLLECTION! woohoo! now i can use AOL and never pay! weeee!

by juilla June 13, 2004

AOL

Agony On Line

Akin to the pain you feel when having intestinal cramps while websurfing, but are too stupid to get up and go to the toilet to relieve yourself because you are afraid you'll miss an one of those super important AOL Instant Messages.

Eating this Thai food gave me the AOL's

see also the shits

by Anthony Watts June 02, 2004

aol

where many perverts lurk looking for children.

found you! send me a pic!

by no hay problema February 29, 2004

aol

Ass on lips. Stated whenever you say something you quickly regret.

Bob: I think I may be gay...
Joey: WHAT THE F*** MAN?
Bob: Oh crap aol, I didn't mean that.

Alan: Man, Sarah is looking fine today....
Vishul: The crazy one? What the heck is wrong with you man?
Alan: Did I just say that out loud? Aol man....

by The_real_bob1 April 12, 2011