antiquer

one who antiques sum1 by throwing a handful of flour in their face while theyre sleeping

oo i antiqued him got em da

by reno April 20, 2005

antique

To throw particulate matter in someone's face with the intention of obscuring their vision during a fight, or as a set up for a sucker punch before one.

"I told him to back the fuck up, but he grabbed a handful of dirt, antiqued me, and proceeded to wail on my face."

by MrJaw March 9, 2008

antiqued

to grab your balls and put on somebody's face while they are asleep

I antiqued his ass and he woke up looking antique.

by Gilbert's cuz December 28, 2005

antique show

a gathering of old and/or retired persons

The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

antiquee

Old as fuck

I went to bed at 8 last night me and my girlfriend must me getting antiquee.

I say Randal the other day man that fucker is looking antiquee

by downtimedanny December 17, 2016

Antique

The name of the ghost club’s (domenic dunegan)third song. With a length time of 3:53

STREAM ANTIQUE BY THE GHOST CLUB

by ghost._.b0i May 22, 2019

Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.

“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”

by botcabbage June 20, 2020