Pronounced ‘al-fie’. Alfies are the most hilarious, helpful and sweet people on the planet. The Alfie i know is one of my best friends and is known by all for being awfully polite but at the same time full of jokes and fun. Alfie’s have so much character and are the guy that everyone loves and wants to be around :) Alfies always have the best stories and are up for anything, they’ll never fail to put a smile on your face. The Alfie i know is hilarious, original, friendly, polite, easy to talk to, fun to be around and a complete gentleman :)
“wtf Alfie?!”
by teaandbiscuits174 January 19, 2019
small child who is like 1 ft tall and thinks hes pretty epik and hard but secretly he has a small dick and no friends. You cant tell me im wrong
by short_person May 21, 2021
Alfie is the guy who will make you laugh no matter what, he may seem dumb but he's not, he cares...but you will fall for him and he will play you over and over again so watch out for an Alfie up ahead.
by nweoifhqrjf December 11, 2017
Alfie: Look at me I'm clever.
Me: Shut up Alfie you're dumb and you just think you're brighter than you really are. But man, you're ass is fat so I'll allow you.
Me: Shut up Alfie you're dumb and you just think you're brighter than you really are. But man, you're ass is fat so I'll allow you.
by oat that kid May 27, 2019
fit, sexy, beautiful, amazing, has a wonderful personality, gets all the girls, loves himself, best smile, SHANIES MAN NOT KEELEYS
by ajakkajwndnwjwjwj June 07, 2019
Alfie is the name given to those who are not only A pedo but also swings both ways with girls and boys, be careful around an Alfie.
by Unoblackjackcheatpoker December 12, 2019
Alfie’s cock is so unimaginably small you can barely see it, Alfie’s are normally extremely stupid and it seems like they have no brain at all.and 9 times out of 10 they’re gay aswell
Guy: Oh hey, there’s Alfie
Girl:I was with him last night and his cock is so small you can barely even see it
Guy: I thought he was gay he really looks it
Girl:I was with him last night and his cock is so small you can barely even see it
Guy: I thought he was gay he really looks it
by Kehebnsjsnsns January 07, 2020