Definitions by Kehebnsjsnsns

Alfie 

Alfie’s cock is so unimaginably small you can barely see it, Alfie’s are normally extremely stupid and it seems like they have no brain at all.and 9 times out of 10 they’re gay aswell

Guy: Oh hey, there’s Alfie

Girl:I was with him last night and his cock is so small you can barely even see it

Guy: I thought he was gay he really looks it

Alfie by Kehebnsjsnsns January 7, 2020