When one person throws up pee-mud into the air and another catches the pee-mud and slams it on the victim's neck.
by username173 October 2, 2018
Get the Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slam mug.The act of defecting outside in a non-descript place such as an alley, a parking garage, behind a building or dumpster. While an everyday occurrence for the bums and homeless, an alley squat may be required by the refined and more sophisticated classes due to urgency and inability to make it to a proper facility.
Don’t take that back road as a shortcut. There are way to many alley squats back there. It’s stinks of hot, urine and shit.
After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.
After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
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Mom look at that alley oofy can we bring it home
Hey Bob do you have any food to give that alley oofy
Hey Bob do you have any food to give that alley oofy
by Spacer222 August 2, 2022
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A type of race that bike messengers partake in for fun that simulates the average messenger's work day.
Most often, alley cat races are designed as a "checkpoint" race, meaning that racers must pass through certain points on the pre-defined route in succession before completing the race. Some check points require actually dropping off/picking up items or even completely silly games (like spinning around in circles and pinning a tail on a donkey) before receiving clearance to proceed to the next checkpoint.
Some races mimic "sprints" or "time trials" like those commonly found in professional bicycle races.
Cheating, taking alternative routes, or otherwise "breaking the rules" are generally acceptable as that bike messenger culture can be highly competitive and require messengers to "do what it takes" to get the job done.
Awards are generally bragging rights in the forms of spoke cards. Before spoke cards were fashionable, these cards tended to be regular playing cards from a deck. The winner (first place) usually receives an Ace of Spades and can proudly wear it in the rear wheel. Instead of wearing numbers on their shirts or bags, spoke cards can be used to identify competitors at the finish line and check points.
A type of race that bike messengers partake in for fun that simulates the average messenger's work day.
Most often, alley cat races are designed as a "checkpoint" race, meaning that racers must pass through certain points on the pre-defined route in succession before completing the race. Some check points require actually dropping off/picking up items or even completely silly games (like spinning around in circles and pinning a tail on a donkey) before receiving clearance to proceed to the next checkpoint.
Some races mimic "sprints" or "time trials" like those commonly found in professional bicycle races.
Cheating, taking alternative routes, or otherwise "breaking the rules" are generally acceptable as that bike messenger culture can be highly competitive and require messengers to "do what it takes" to get the job done.
Awards are generally bragging rights in the forms of spoke cards. Before spoke cards were fashionable, these cards tended to be regular playing cards from a deck. The winner (first place) usually receives an Ace of Spades and can proudly wear it in the rear wheel. Instead of wearing numbers on their shirts or bags, spoke cards can be used to identify competitors at the finish line and check points.
by gremotherapy March 17, 2010
Get the Alley Cat mug.1. a homeless cat
2. a girl that tries to get you to hang out/go out with her. like an alley cat would beg you for food. giving her attention is like giving an alley cat food, once you do, she will never leave you alone.
2. a girl that tries to get you to hang out/go out with her. like an alley cat would beg you for food. giving her attention is like giving an alley cat food, once you do, she will never leave you alone.
by arialleycat April 28, 2011
Get the Alley cat mug.a derogatory term used to characterize a small community of african americans who lived in poor, low income areas in Mississippi. Due to the way the houses were were situated made narrow pathways in between each row which people referred to as alleys. Because the houses (known as "shotgun" houses) were so close together tenants did not have a lawn so people hung out and socialized among other things in the areas between. Its origin can be traced backed to Cleveland, MS as far back as the 1960s. Although it is not used as much today, every person born or raised in the area can vouch for its meaning.
by g.g. fonville-tayeh September 30, 2018
Get the alley bat mug.A (usually adolescent) person who listens to several undeground genres (crust punk/ d-beat/ Thrash Black/Street Punk...) Is poor. Is messy, fucked-up and usually starts smoking cheap cigarettes and drinking alcohol at a young age. Hangs out with a small group of individuals who are usually in the same bands, and would go as far as killing a poser if they enter the territory. they usually have one alley they chill at and are part of a tight underground scene.
Boy: "Dad, can I hang out with those cool punk kids?"
Dad: "No! Those alley punks would beat you up if you go in their alley!"
Dad: "No! Those alley punks would beat you up if you go in their alley!"
by Outlaw-Scumfuck October 26, 2012
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