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agree fighting

When you realize part-way through an argument that you are actually both arguing the same point.
person a: No, there are 72 original episodes of Star Trek!
person b: No, because the pilot was a two parter!
person a: Yeah, and two parters count as one episode!
person b: But the pilot didn't get spit up into two parts until later, so that means that there were originally only 72!
person a: No! .......Wait, that's what I said.
person b: Huh?
person a: We're agree fighting again.
by cryslibs January 23, 2011
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I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.
People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.
by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011
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Agro Tax

Additional charges or compensation taken by a supplier from a awkward or annoying customer.
Customer: My computer doesn't work and I need it working for tomorrow morning.

Supplier: But it's 6pm so I will have to work through the night to get it working.
Customer: Thanks for getting that working but I don't need it because I went and bought myself a new one last night.
Supplier: Not a problem I will send the bill over.
Bill = £200 to fix computer £100 = Agro Tax Total = £300
by mogafett August 14, 2012
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Thirty Helens Agree

"Thirty Helens Agree" was a brief sketch that opened several episodes of TV's THE KIDS IN THE HALL during its first season. Typically thirty women (all named Helen, apparently) would stand out in a field and chant the answer to the proposition -- such as Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" -- Chorus of Helens: "You can't spend too much on a good pair of shoes (or similar bromides)." Then one or two of the Helens would appear and add testimony to the stated point -- "These have lasted me for years," or similar.
Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" --

Thirty Helens in field: "Haste makes waste."

Individual Helen: "Don't get in a hurry (or similar)."
by al-in-chgo November 23, 2010
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Adrien Agreste

oblivious idiot that only loves ladybug and triggers everyone including marinette with his favourite phrase "ShE's jUsT a FrIeNd"
Nino Lahiffe: Do you love Marinette?
Adrien Agreste: Marinette? No, she's just a friend!
by Communist Fish May 25, 2021
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agrobesity

Used to describe fat people who are always angry and always fat.
That fat kid is always pissed about something...must be tough to live with AGROBESITY.
by agrobesity May 24, 2011
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agreeflex

When you automatically nod or say yes to agree to whatever the other person is saying, not necessarily because you agree with this person, but because you're not paying attention. Combo of "agree" and "reflex."
"When Megan started to tell me about the benefits of the vegan lifestyle, my agreeflex kicked in and I went to my happy place. She never even realized I didn't hear a word of it."
by CorneliusMaxter January 25, 2009
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