afk

AFK stands for "Amazingly Fat Kid."
Many people are told that it stands for Away From Keyboard
but they are quite incorrect.

Kevin is AFK #27! (meaning "Kevin is Amazingly Fat Kid Number 27!")

by TORITHEBABYEATER August 23, 2006

Afk

Afraid of fried knishes

I wanted to take him to a deli, but like many in his family, he's afk

by Speziak Montgomery July 30, 2005

AFK

abbr. African Fighting King.
Noun: A well-known african warrior monarch, usually between the 4th and 19th centuries.

Damn, that King Shaka is one f***ing AFK.

by fb41 July 12, 2005

afk

A F**King Kid. Used in most online games and forums.

"I am afk"
"He is afk"

by NS Sniper April 28, 2008

AFK

Away Fucking Kate

if you needed an excuse as to why you can't come in to work and need a low key abbreviation that not many know of, you would say ''I'm AFK'' and they would say ''Oh okay, take care'' not knowing what that actually means.

by livealittle April 14, 2015

AFK

Actually

Fucking
Kermitting suicide

Nick Dominates is AFK!
Kate Marsh too!

by penguin1 May 1, 2018

AFK

away from keyboard

AFK for a while, I guess.

by Gervy February 2, 2019