Acorn Dick

When your dick is so small and shriveled that it resembles an acorn. Drug use can be a contributing factor

Sean: yo last night was fun. We should do Molly more often.

Devin: idk man. I woke up with acorn dick. I'm scared.

by tinydicktinyhand May 5, 2016

Acorn T9

The galaxy in which the squirrel population secretly resides in their spare time. They travel there under the command of the Squirrel Queen of Winston. The spaceship on which they travel is powered by hoarded acorns which the squirrels are frequently seen nomming on. The Squirrel Queen freely gives milk to all of her faithful squirrel minions using her large tits.

Kelsie: "What the f*ck those squirrels are bombing us with nuts!"

Camryn: "Don't talk about them, they'll just bomb us harder."

Kristine: "Nooo Squirrel Queen sen them back to Acorn T9!"

by seXXXyManBeast09 October 26, 2009

Acorn Cracking

1. The process of exposing ineptness, fraud and corruption in government, businesses, institutions and by persons in American Society by means of making public on youtube, or internet publication hard evidence captured on video, voice recording, surveliance and public record documents.

2. Busting persons on the public payroll engaged in criminal acts by publishing evidence on the internet such as video evidence on youtube.

1. The Arizona residents may have saved their lives by "acorn cracking" Arizona's Department of Health Services as well as the City of Peoria's police, city officials and employees on youtube with video and audio recordings of an actual ambush, attack and assault of several unknown agents using the youtube name WhistleBlowerJob.

2. The activists quickly left to do some acorn cracking with video evidence of police abuse and a Bart Station murder captured on a cellphone that appeared on youtube within a few hours of the killing.

by Dynamic Thought Adjuster September 20, 2009

Acorn Cock

When your foreskin gets puffed up and swollen after entering something very tight, like an anus. Usually referred at gays.

"Hey that fag has an acorn cock!"

by Acorn Cockmaster April 20, 2010

acorn nipples

When a persons nipples are large and puffy, and very sensitive to touch.

Owen: Dude you got some big nips let me sqeeze them.

Nick: Don't sqeeze my acorn nipples that would really hurt.

by Big Moke January 22, 2008

Acorn head

Dangerous disease, no cure known of at the moment. Acorn head is when your head shaped into an acorn. If you are around any squirrels you must leave or else they will attack you

Corny Donald (most famous acorn head)

by Ding dong words May 7, 2015

acorn cougar

noun.

an older woman who only fuck men that look like little boys.

Meg likes to make we wear a bib before she acorn cougars me.

by B. Dang January 7, 2010