Abraham Lincoln

America’s greatest vampire hunter.

I went to the Lincoln Memorial and I couldn’t find Dracula anywhere! Abraham Lincoln was a beast...

by LV2003 November 15, 2019

Abraham Lincoln

as in stinkin, needing a shower

I'm Abraham Lincoln after chopping that wood

by Ivor Thirst February 8, 2005

Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln is not athletic, eats chips everyday,gets shot in the back of the head 04/15/1865 times. Is a wuss, has a small willy wonka. Never turns homework in, Loves black people. Ended slavery. GOD BLESS ABE

Abraham Lincoln is a MAN OF GOD

by wefromOblockshootyouinthehead March 25, 2022

Abraham Lincoln

A Vagina's pubic hair shaved in a manor that resembles Abraham Lincoln's beird.

Woah man she's got a ginger Abraham Lincoln

by Barry_the_Hippy September 15, 2006

abraham lincoln

When a male knocks a girl out by hitting her in the head with his fist. While she is knocked out the male shaves his pubic hair off and cums on her face. He then places the pubic hair over the cum on the face. (In the shape of a beard)

Phil: Yo, dude last night i abraham lincolned this bitch and now i aint got any pubs!
Billy: Yo that sucks dude.
Cori: hey whatsup guys.
Phil: o hmmmm hi umm.
Billy: Eww what the fuck cori whats on your face?
Phil: Shut the fuck up Billy.

by Phil Bucci November 10, 2007

Abraham Lincoln

He was the sixteenth president of the United States who was the first one to coin the sex move an "Abe Lincoln" where one proceeds to jizz in another's face and throw pubes on the jizz creating a silly beard. He also invented Lincoln Logs and in his spare time hunted vampires attempting to free the slaves from the dark overlords of the South who were running the cotton industry. Vampires secretly created a contraption called the "tampon" where a woman stores it in her vagina during her time of the month leaving a discarded tasty snack to be consumed.

"I Abe Lincolned my friend when he was sleeping last night and he thought he finally hit puberty!"

"Well you certainly paid fine tribute to the man who saved the world from the dark plague of vampires. Abraham Lincoln you sun of a gun."

by mikethegreat26 March 17, 2014

Abraham Lincoln

A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.

Bro I just Abraham Lincoln'd that guy!

by Ze Asshatth May 6, 2017