Aatman

A big Indian guy who holds a serious death stare in all situations. He grunts when he wants some and plays Warcraft instead of doing homework. He is obsessed with Taylor Swift. He doesn't do homework because he's freakin' smart, and he always picks up his three best friends from their dorms because HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING and HE DOESN'T CARE. When someone disrespects him, he says WHAT'D YOU DOOOO? He loves the environment, and drives a cool car. He has rice in his parking garage from his friend puking after hookah. He likes naked parties with Jefe.

Aatman, come pick us up! You're not doing anything!

by 3-best-friend Alan February 5, 2010

Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.

Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!

by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012

assman giggles

What you put on your telephone directory listings as the name of a friend

Why is my name Assman Giggles on your phone?

by Dr Potato March 23, 2004

Absmano

He's not a furry, he claims to be a furry.

Hey Absmano! Wanna gd play to some what an when?

by Absabsman October 18, 2020

assman

A King of the ass and screwing girls. THEy know what they are doing up the poop shoot.

"I am the real assman"!

"JOe thinks he is such an assman".

by Mike Mags November 25, 2003

aashman gupta

aashman is valorant forntie gamer with teddy

aashman gupta better then arjun

by arjun patil April 15, 2021

assman

A person that goes by the name of Bob Tucci.

The assman is a gay coach.

by Matt Bartosz October 23, 2003