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A.S.A.P.

As Soon as possable
by Ty C. November 19, 2003
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A.S.S

Short for Agents of Secret Stuff
Agents that saves lives and fight against their mortal enemies, the S.I.N.S. (Society Involving Not-so-good Stuff)
Becoming an official agent requires owning a H.O.L.E (Honorary Operative License Entitlement)
A.S.S.: I. Am an A.S.S.
Person: OH YES YOU ARE!
A.S.S.: WAI-WAI-WAIT NO!
by TheMajorA.S.S. January 25, 2011
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A.S.B.

An acronym for Associated Student body. It is a form of student government for high school. It is sometimes referred to as A.S.U. It is used to make kids feel like they are in some bogus form of democracy givning them the feeling they have a say in school.
by Guapo July 3, 2006
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a s c e n d

w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .
Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now
by qjns? April 7, 2019
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A's pizza

Pretty much the worst excuse for pizza I have ever tasted. It has burnt crap on the bottom of the bread. The sauce tastes like blood from the co-workers who made it, and the cheese is rubber from the tires of peoples cars who live in Canyon Lake. To summarize it for you "crap on crust"
A's pizza worker: What would you like today Sir?
Me: Uhhh, Crap on Crust with extra co-worker blood, two orders of three cheese throw-up bread, and a salad with extra leaves from the back of your pizza store.
A's pizza co-worker: Ok, your order will be ready in 2 hours and 15 minutes.
by terd ferguson February 16, 2005
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a/s/l

age sex location

somethings creeps say

only girls the age of 12 enjoy
creep:a/s/l
girl(older):wow get a fucking life you creep

creep:a/s/l
12 year old girl: 19 female boston YOU SHOULD COME SEE ME!
creep:jackpot got me a 12 year old!
by getrhwhndone April 10, 2009
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a.s.p (always stiff penis)

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.
1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.
by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009
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