Shifting

The act of violently thrusting one's pelvic area forward, usually in the direction of another person. Often used my Minecrafters as a form of "virtual humping".
"Dude shift party in the fountain, gonna be shifting them so hard"

Best action ever Minecraft Shift Shifter
by me11/06 September 05, 2013
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Masturbation. (The noun of the verb 'to shift')
Jay - "I love shifts."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."
by MP Shifter December 23, 2008
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Shift

Shift is a term usually targeted at teed fiveM players that fuck women in the pussy
I am bad at fiveM I wish I was a shift.
by That nigga shift March 13, 2023
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"I'm so serious, I will shift you. xD"
by Your Momma ;D October 09, 2011
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Shift

A long day spent in your local shiftin pints usually on saturday whilst watchin the football.
My boss : You look rough, Take it you were out last nite!?

Me : yeah it was a good shift

My boss : *walking away shaking his head*

Me : stupid cunt
by IPeedInTheSinkOnce September 17, 2010
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Shifting

Dumbass shit thats just lucid dreaming, but dumbfuck astrology bitches swear it's real.
Shifting:
"Did you know that you could Shift into a different reality by doing ______?"
"Those are the same techniques used to Lucid Dream dumbass"
by SuGonDees April 13, 2021
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